The Hobo-Z are back in town and ready to rock your trash!
We are among the Top 5 clubs in the U.S
Our Top 10 songs:
1.I Miss You More than the Stars in The Sky 6.Eat You One More Time
2.What a wonderful... (album) 7.Feel Like a Hobo
3. Ridin In a Trashcan 8.Livin in a Dumpster
4. Dumpster Idiot 9.We will, We will Rock You(Hobo)
5. Macaroni 10.Don`t Call me Crazy!
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Hobo News:
The Champ is Back
Jack craps on Boswash in a Your Hobo compition.He used his most famous joke "Your Hobo so stupid he went into a store and actually paid for something".Still Boswash wanted his revenge.And he miserably failed.But the jugdes still gave it to Jack...
Spit Shake
On March 19 Jack spit on his hand and he was waiting to strike.McToilet came along an fell for the trick.But he found out a little too late.Boswash was cracking up by the wall!Then McToilet punches president Boswash.Now that will put his hobo membership in jepordy.
Eat This
New spit balls Shingle and McToilet are at it again! This time it's taken to a new level! You can't pry these two apart with a shingle! Shingle and his ego enlarged by being promoted threats McToilet with some severly close ranged spit balls. With Ed in detention it's up to Boswash to pry these 2 apart. All he gets: a mouthful of spitballs. Eat that Boswash! Boswash screams the battle cry and takes out his spit ball, but the DARN thing clogs up the 1st ball!
Court Adjourned
When the court is held behind McToilet's back (see Spit Shake) it wasn't a happy one. McToilet has been stirrin up trouble this whole year and for 3 out of 5 hobos, it was the last straw. Should we lay off McToilet? Send an e-mail to to Boswash561@yahoo.com YES or NO
Boswash v.s 4th Graders!
There we were, minding our own business when all of a sudden those pesky little rats they call 4th graders come over. Fatty bo Batty comes over and snatches our volleyball we were playing with. After some intense chasing, the ball gets put in the garbage. We take out our 2nd ball with the same result.That's it! Boswash takes his beloved spitballer and nails Fatty bo Batty right in the throat! The spitball slides right down his shirt! After getting it out, Fatty bo Batty vows revenge. We'll see what happens on Monday.
Events
March 31- Your Hobo Championship
April 19 - Hobo Olimpics*
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Your Hobo Leaderboards
| 1st place | 2nd place | 3rd place | 4th place | 5th place |
| Jack | Hobo Joe | Boswash | Shingle | Connor |
Send in your own Your Hobo joke and you can be on the top 5:
CLICK Here: shingleguy13@yahoo.com
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